This is me heading into the airport for check-in…

I was very excited….well, that was until I realised that the automatic doors wouldn’t open for me!! Apparently, they didn’t pick me up because I am so small……Hmmmmm, that’s discrimination!!!! Anyone know of a good lawyer?!?

To keep you out of suspense, I did get inside (I followed another passenger in), which is lucky, or this may have been the last entry to my trip!!

It’s not many sleeps to go, and as you can see from my photo, I am packed and ready to go (just checking that my baggage is under the required weight!)…While my travel mates still has their clothes drying on the line……unpacked…..

On a serious note, I have been asked alot recently about how worried I am about terrorism (ie am I concerned that I may be kidnapped, and made into KFC??)……I must say, I am not too worried, firstly, As per my picture, I have my good luck necklace, and secondly, if they capture me, I will tell them to take my travel mates instead.

Back again!!!

After all that fun, it’s now time to knuckle down and get back to planning my trip.

As you can see here, I am going for the highly recommended, blindfolded, ‘pin the country’ method ……..hmmmm, Germany it is!

Well, Today is a great day! I can say “I LEAVE NEXT WEEK” Yeah!!! I am very excited!

To celebrate, I decided to have a break from my busy schedule of planning and organising my trip, and do the one thing that I love – to give pay back to the resident cat!!  As you can see, here I am showing off my first prank……now, I just sit back and wait for the fun to start!!

This just reminded me of a joke:  what does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?  Sandy Claws!   Yea I know it’s bad, I was going to tell the one about how to make a cat woof, but I fear I may just become dinner if I do!

A lot of planning has been put into my trip, as you can see here I am focusing hard on my research (despite the evil cat distractions!!).

I will keep you posted on all of my news as it happens.

Hey, I should have called my blog CNN “Chicken’s Nightly News”!!!!!

This is Chicken signing out…..

A beauty tip for you all…..after a long, hard day at work, keep looking fresh by having a good nights sleep (even better when you can steal a better bed than your own)!

For those of you that are currently making the smart-arse remarks about my height, and are skeptical about my ability to drink that much coffee, here is proof that I have no problems!!!!

By now, you are probably wondering how I have managed to keep up in a fast-paced job like mine?!?!? Well, to let you in on a secret, it’s coffee…..so much better than bird seed….Here’s me getting a cup!

As you can see, I have a varied job……I get to review highly technical documents and add my comments… I even invented a new review process, rather than the usual red pen, I use 1 peck for good, and 1 poop for bad, just brilliant!

Starting to get excited about traveling though, can I go now?

What’s this I hear you say?!?

I have recently been told that in order to see everything that I want, I need to cross a bit of water. Now since I can’t fly (which I am still annoyed about.  I mean, what’s the point of having wings if I can’t fly??) I need to earn some people money.

Soooo, I have scored some computer work. I tell you what, I don’t know why people complain about working, I love it, especially using the mouse, it’s great fun (although I did seem to score the oldest computer known to man…..and chicken) !

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!