Had to show this one, a great shot of me showing off my skills with the pointer!!

For those of you who don’t know how to use Boris, this is where Chickens enter their details….

Here is me running through Boris. I guess now is a good time to make a comment on how great the training facilities are here. I got to use the data projector, and had my very own pointer. I was feeling very professional!

Due to my fast growing skills, I was luckily enough to go to Brisbane with my work team and present some training. While my team focused on Workforce management (WFM), I trained all of the QLD chickens in Boris. I have certainly learned some new skills recently!!!! Following posts are some photos of me in action.

For those of you that are currently making the smart-arse remarks about my height, and are skeptical about my ability to drink that much coffee, here is proof that I have no problems!!!!

By now, you are probably wondering how I have managed to keep up in a fast-paced job like mine?!?!? Well, to let you in on a secret, it’s coffee…..so much better than bird seed….Here’s me getting a cup!

As you can see, I have a varied job……I get to review highly technical documents and add my comments… I even invented a new review process, rather than the usual red pen, I use 1 peck for good, and 1 poop for bad, just brilliant!

Starting to get excited about traveling though, can I go now?

What’s this I hear you say?!?

I have recently been told that in order to see everything that I want, I need to cross a bit of water. Now since I can’t fly (which I am still annoyed about.  I mean, what’s the point of having wings if I can’t fly??) I need to earn some people money.

Soooo, I have scored some computer work. I tell you what, I don’t know why people complain about working, I love it, especially using the mouse, it’s great fun (although I did seem to score the oldest computer known to man…..and chicken) !

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!